Tank Rampage
About Tank Rampage
Hey dude, you up? It's 11 PM and I literally cannot sleep because of this game, Tank Rampage. Remember how that guy was like, "Oh it's just tanks, shoot shoot, destroy stuff, epic action for boys"? Man, he was SO wrong. It's like describing a super fancy gourmet burger as "just bread with meat." Technically true, but completely misses the point.
Honestly, I thought it was gonna be some dumb, mindless shooter. I picked the "Grizzly" tank, all big and slow, thinking I'd just drive straight in. But then I got to the "Rusty Riverbed" map, and it wasn't about just shooting. It's like, a puzzle! You have to use these crumbling old bridges and the little rock formations to block shots, or even push enemy tanks into the water. I spent like 15 minutes just trying to get past this one tricky spot where there were three enemy "Scout" tanks circling me. I kept getting blown up.
Then it hit me. I could use my cannon to *break* one of the bridge supports, and it made this huge pile of rubble that totally blocked their path. It was so satisfying, like a little *clink* sound effect when the debris settled, and then I just drove around them and picked them off. I literally yelled "YES!" out loud. My dog looked at me weird.
And the way your tank moves? It's not just "driving." It feels heavy, but you can do these little skids and boosts. There was this one time I boosted off a ramp on the "Factory Floor" map and landed right on top of an enemy tank, crushing it. I didn't even know you could do that! I played for like three hours straight, looked at the clock and it was 2 AM. I usually hate games that are just about shooting but this is different. It's more like chess, but with explosions and way more immediate satisfaction. I even told my cousin Leo he needs to try it, and he's super picky. You should definitely check it out. It's really, really good. Your gonna love it.
Honestly, I thought it was gonna be some dumb, mindless shooter. I picked the "Grizzly" tank, all big and slow, thinking I'd just drive straight in. But then I got to the "Rusty Riverbed" map, and it wasn't about just shooting. It's like, a puzzle! You have to use these crumbling old bridges and the little rock formations to block shots, or even push enemy tanks into the water. I spent like 15 minutes just trying to get past this one tricky spot where there were three enemy "Scout" tanks circling me. I kept getting blown up.
Then it hit me. I could use my cannon to *break* one of the bridge supports, and it made this huge pile of rubble that totally blocked their path. It was so satisfying, like a little *clink* sound effect when the debris settled, and then I just drove around them and picked them off. I literally yelled "YES!" out loud. My dog looked at me weird.
And the way your tank moves? It's not just "driving." It feels heavy, but you can do these little skids and boosts. There was this one time I boosted off a ramp on the "Factory Floor" map and landed right on top of an enemy tank, crushing it. I didn't even know you could do that! I played for like three hours straight, looked at the clock and it was 2 AM. I usually hate games that are just about shooting but this is different. It's more like chess, but with explosions and way more immediate satisfaction. I even told my cousin Leo he needs to try it, and he's super picky. You should definitely check it out. It's really, really good. Your gonna love it.
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Comments
This game is awesome! I love the graphics and gameplay.
One of the best games I've played recently. Highly recommended!